{"id":479,"date":"2009-12-23T20:22:50","date_gmt":"2009-12-23T20:22:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/positech.co.uk\/cliffsblog\/?p=479"},"modified":"2009-12-23T20:23:28","modified_gmt":"2009-12-23T20:23:28","slug":"klingon-christmas-cake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.positech.co.uk\/cliffsblog\/2009\/12\/23\/klingon-christmas-cake\/","title":{"rendered":"Klingon Christmas Cake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She said I could decorate it &#8220;<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">however I wanted<\/span>&#8220;.<\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Oh rly?<\/strong><\/h1>\n<p>Stage one:<\/p>\n<p>You will need<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Marzipan<\/li>\n<li>Christmas cake<\/li>\n<li>Icing<\/li>\n<li>Klingon <strong><em><strong>d&#8217;k tahg<\/strong><\/em><\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.positech.co.uk\/blog\/klingon cake 1.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Stage 2:\u00a0 Imperial klingon emblem cut out into marzipan and smaller icing using klingon weapon<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.positech.co.uk\/blog\/klingon cake 2.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">stage 3: Add some edible gold stars to represent the many star systems of the klingon empire! and tada: A feast fit for a warrior! Qa Plagh!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">&#8221; batlh  Daq  joH&#8217;a&#8217;  Daq the highest,  Daq  tera&#8217;  roj,  QaQ  DichDaq toward Hoch.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.positech.co.uk\/blog\/klingon cake 3.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You might remember me from such festive treats as my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.positech.co.uk\/blog\/pumpkin\/index.html\">klingon pumpkin<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She said I could decorate it &#8220;however I wanted&#8220;. Oh rly? Stage one: You will need Marzipan Christmas cake Icing Klingon d&#8217;k tahg Stage 2:\u00a0 Imperial klingon emblem cut out into marzipan and smaller icing using klingon weapon stage 3: Add some edible gold stars to represent the many star systems of the klingon empire!<\/p>\n<p class=\"text-right\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Continue Reading&#8230; Klingon Christmas Cake<\/span><a class=\"btn btn-secondary continue-reading\" href=\"https:\/\/www.positech.co.uk\/cliffsblog\/2009\/12\/23\/klingon-christmas-cake\/\">Continue Reading&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.positech.co.uk\/cliffsblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.positech.co.uk\/cliffsblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.positech.co.uk\/cliffsblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.positech.co.uk\/cliffsblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.positech.co.uk\/cliffsblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=479"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.positech.co.uk\/cliffsblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":482,"href":"https:\/\/www.positech.co.uk\/cliffsblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479\/revisions\/482"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.positech.co.uk\/cliffsblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.positech.co.uk\/cliffsblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.positech.co.uk\/cliffsblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}