{"id":3803,"date":"2016-03-25T22:34:11","date_gmt":"2016-03-25T22:34:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/positech.co.uk\/cliffsblog\/?p=3803"},"modified":"2016-03-25T22:34:50","modified_gmt":"2016-03-25T22:34:50","slug":"an-englishman-in-new-york","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.positech.co.uk\/cliffsblog\/2016\/03\/25\/an-englishman-in-new-york\/","title":{"rendered":"An Englishman in New York"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yay. I went to New York. It was pure sightseeing. I saw times square, and went up the rockafeller tower thing. We rode in yellow cabs and drank &#8216;coffee&#8217;. We laughed at people who thought we were Australian. We got used to saying &#8217;76th and Madison*&#8217;, like in the movies. We even saw people filming &#8216;a new NBC pilot&#8217; in the streets, just like they do in the movies. Also we saw woody allen play jazz. It was cool. I was impressed with the fire hydrants. I was less impressed that in 2016 some hotels employ people as &#8216;elevator attendants&#8217;. I&#8217;m a C++ coder, I can handle a fucking button. I also marveled at the insane cost of room service tea, and the intensely groomed nature of pedigree dogs in &#8216;central park&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>God I miss real trees and hills, and nice views of sheep, and horses. And QUIET.<\/p>\n<p>Its always interesting to see different cultures, partly because as an indie dev, I sell GLOBALLY. Understanding what variety there is among your customers is pretty important. The UK &amp; USA are very different. I saw a hot dog stand with a sign that read &#8216;If you enjoy your freedom, thank a veteran&#8217;, which is interesting, because you would NEVER see that on a burger van in the UK. Which veterans do I thank? all of them? did the Vietnam war secure my freedom? I&#8217;m unsure. I&#8217;m also confused that a society so obsessed with freedom won&#8217;t let me just cross an empty road, and seems to revel in some petty rules, regulations and restrictions. I&#8217;m sure the UK seems mad as fuck to New Yorkers too, its just interesting.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway&#8230; I probably checked my work email too much for a &#8216;holiday&#8217; but that&#8217;s because I have new DLC for something coming up, new DLC for something else coming up, A new game (D3:Africa), new translations for old games, another new game (Shadowhand), new websites, another new game (Top secret) and probably a dozen other things, including a trip to the European Parliament to talk about Democracy 3. (Cool huh?).<\/p>\n<p>Right now my main concern is how much battery loss my car has experienced while I&#8217;m away. Also, must remember which side of the road to drive on, when the car isn&#8217;t handling it.<\/p>\n<p><em>*Given the relative smallness of New York vs coruscant in the star wars prequels, what addresses do they give? &#8220;Take me to the Jedi Temple, 445,234th and Madison&#8221;. Seems a bit wordy?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yay. I went to New York. It was pure sightseeing. I saw times square, and went up the rockafeller tower thing. We rode in yellow cabs and drank &#8216;coffee&#8217;. We laughed at people who thought we were Australian. We got used to saying &#8217;76th and Madison*&#8217;, like in the movies. 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